What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

How did China invent gunpowder but it was the European nations that went out and “conquered the world using firearms”?

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Do people of NYC drive around Central Park all the time? Is there any subway tunnel to cross the park quickly? Is it annoying for people and does it cause traffic?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

Do you think covid 19 was never as bad as it got made out to be where we needed lockdowns and restrictions?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

Was Adam white or black (African)?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?